Sex & Chocolate !!!

Well, that headline grabbed your attention, didn't it!

But what is it about these two subjects that seem to guarantee an audience?
Why are they so frequently compared?
And why do we so often say "Wow, that's even better than...(insert your preferred option)!"

Actually I can't pretend to answer these questions scientifically - I think it might be something to do with endorphins, but then I don't really know what they are either!  All I know is that they are probably the two best sales strategies, and the two most talked about subjects - and the debate will rage on...

So, with Valentine's Day approaching, and both these subjects "hot" on the agenda (!) I thought I would bring you my take on this age old dilemma...

    


                or


                                                                               
Chocolate...
A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips!
Sex...
A moment of passion, can lead to maternity fashion!

Chocolate...
A good way to increase your calorie intake.
Sex...
A great way to increase your calorie burn rate.

Chocolate...
Sweet and sticky...
Sex...
Sweaty and sticky...

Chocolate...
Enjoy it on your own, or with friends.
Sex...
Hey, whatever, that's your business!


Chocolate... 
Enjoy a quick treat during your tea break.
Sex...
Ermmmm...??!


Bad Chocolate...? No such thing!
Bad Sex...? Cheerio....!

Now, consider these...

If you get more chocolate than sex - you are probably a sweet-toothed, well rounded, comfort seeking chocaholic...
If you get more sex than chocolate - you are... possibly a floosie?!

Because, let's face it, in an ideal world, we really should be getting a balanced quota of both!

And finally...

If you prefer chocolate to sex - well, maybe you haven't met your ideal partner yet.
If you prefer sex to chocolate - well, you definitely haven't met your ideal chocolate!

On that note - enjoy your Valentine's treats - whatever they may be!!!   ;-)